Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Commuting necessities

  1. Hawaiian sling and spears with 12 "This driver is a DICK" streamers
  2. EMP generator
  3. Automatic paintball rifle/paintgrenade launcher
  4. Tire spikes
  5. Bike Snob NYC says we cyclists have Death Rays that shoot from our eyes -- I need to work on that...
  6. Others?

To do item: I need to get a Surly Big Dummy and mount a recoilless rifle on it.


rigtenzin said...

I wonder if you'd need a bike with low trail to accommodate the cannon thing hanging from the front end.

misc. said...

I like the idea of a Hawaiian sling. A collapsible ASP, like what the cops carry, would be good too. It'd be perfect for the times when you catch them at the next light.

bother yam said...

The secret service thingy -- I like that. That completely slipped my mind. This would allow you to get an offender's attention even if the don't look at you or roll down the window.

Of course they always do, and they are patient and understanding listeners, besides...